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So how this works is just like those magazines you see at the stores: Round x you get Walgreens for Brady St Cashier using Glasses lon 57006 dating fuck buddypoint each. Round x nets you x points each, and Round x gets you x points each! Some questions give you bonus points, and some even take away points! It's like jeopardy, only funner! So grab a pen and some paper and continue on :D.
Round x:
x) You must be female. Proof of this can either come from a birth certificate or showing me your girl parts in person. I highly recommend the second option.
x) Please don't put on copious amounts of makeup. Unless your occupation is either a mime or clown. In which case, that could either be insanely hot or awkward.
x) No talking in a Valley Girl Voice. If you do, our relationship will be based on you being gagged. Unless, you're into that kind of thing.
x) Speak English, and speak it well. No, seriously. Speak it [and write it].
x) Not religious, or at least very heavily religious. Unless you like sinning a lot. [I usually see this from Catholic girls]
x) You socially drink or are fine with socially drinking. Self-explanatory!
x) Not afraid to be yourself, even if you are dorky. I totally am dorky :].
Phew, now take a second to breathe in and out a bit. Alright, round x's coming at you!
Round x:
x) Must have a recent photo! By recent, nothing older than a few months. Also, if this photo has the M lonely matures search dating chat sites adult personals ads Prairie du Chien angles, you give me permission to beat you over the head with a newspaper. If that turns you on, either subtract or add x point. Im not sure myself. I will trust your judgement.
x) Must be comfortable sleeping in underwear. Hey, I mean, might as well throw that out there. Sexier it is the better ;)
x) Comfortable with the phrase "Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich". Award yourself an extra point if you'd actually do it as well. If you cut the crust off by default then Walgreens for Brady St Cashier using Glasses lon 57006 dating fuck buddymore point.
x) You know how to cuddle well. Not the sissy hand holding. You're not afraid to throw your legs in there.
x) You're either White or Asian.
x) You're fine with the fact that spending the night at my place will more than likely involve your clothes coming off. By coming off, I mean being thrown off very quickly. Maybe even ripped off Hulk-esque style.
x) You can cook. This is essential for when I say 'Get in the Kitchen'. Which will probably happen often.
x) Physiy active.
Almost to the finish line! It's in sight!
Round x
x) Height needs to be proportional to your weight. By this, I mean if you're overweight, then that isn't exactly proportional! More importantly though, if you could physiy crush me while you were on top it’d make for a very sad night.
x) Be comfortable with sex. I won't try to get in your pants before meeting you. If you have a high sex drive, award yourself x extra points here. If you're open and adventurous in bed, then add an extra point! (x total points for this question!)
x) Good sense of humor. I'm a sarcastic/dry type myself.
x) Fine with acting like a kid. I love throwing out "Your Momma" jokes and "Thats what she said". I also like to sometimes bounce like a x year old.
x) You're okay with me coming into Victoria's Secret with you. If you're dragging me to the mall, you gotta give me a treat!
x) You'll be actively seeking a career when you graduate (or already seeking)!
x) You're open to trying new things out, such as food or activities!
x) You do not have children! I have a compulsive habit of wanting to punt toddlers like a football.
x) You actually will make me a sandwich if I tell you to get in the kitchen and make me Walgreens for Brady St Cashier using Glasses lon 57006 dating fuck buddy If you toast the bread and cut the crusts off, you just won the application.
Anyways, here's some information about me :). I am a slim x'x" x year old recent college graduate. I am Asian, so beware if you do not have the yellow fever! I like to be goofy, geeky, and everything in between. I am incredibly kind and can also cook food [which gives me bonus points from most girls]. I actually don't mind getting dragged to the mall, and love to hang out with friends (even if we do nothing but watch TV). I also enjoy getting out of the apartment when I can, especially before all the snow comes! I went to college out of state and moved here recently for an awesome job. My favorite movies are Waiting, Boondock Saints, Army of Darkness, and Supertroopers. I love Castle, Big Bang Theory, Invader Zim, and How I Met Your Mother.
But this whole thing was meant to be a lot of fun, and if it made you smile be sure to send me an e-mail. Never know what can happen ;). If you're interested: Send an e-mail with Application as the subject line! Thanks :)
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